Just do it babe xoxo

 

let's talk about getting back to the keyboard, shall we? Because let's be HONEST, staring at a blank page is about as inspiring as a Pret sandwich that's been sitting out since Tuesday. And honey, we know you've been staring. We've all been there. Life happened. Maybe you were too busy jet-setting between Mykonos and Marrakech (hashtag blessed, I see you!), maybe that toxic situationship finally imploded like stale champagne, or maybe you just needed a mental health spa day longer than the entire summer. No judgement here, only fabulous advice from your resident fairy godmother (the gay kind, obviously, the kind with impeccable taste and a penchant for prosecco).

So, darling writer, dust off that laptop like it's a vintage Chanel handbag and let's get you back in the game.

1. Ditch the Pressure, Embrace the Mess:

First, and I cannot stress this enough, release yourself from the tyranny of perfection. You're not Shakespeare, you're you. And you're fabulous. The first words you write don't need to be Pulitzer-worthy. Think of it as warming up your vocal chords, only instead of scales, you're churning out word vomit. Bad prose is better than no prose. Just get the thoughts OUT, darling. Think of it as a creative cleanse. Flush it all out, then you can sculpt it into something divine later.

2. Baby Steps, Boo. We're Not Running a Marathon (Yet):

Don't expect to churn out a whole novel after your break. Start small. Write a paragraph. Write a scene. Write a scathing review of that overpriced avocado toast you had at that darling little brunch spot in Shoreditch. (Okay, maybe that's just me). The point is, set achievable goals. Ten minutes a day? Perfect! Gradually increase it. Treat yourself when you hit your goal. Think of it as positive reinforcement, like training a tiny, very sophisticated, chihuahua. A little pat on the head (and maybe a glass of something bubbly) goes a long way.

3. Find Your Muse Again… Or Hire One (Just Kidding… Mostly):

Remember what used to inspire you? Was it that devastatingly handsome barista at your local coffee shop? Was it people watching on the Tube? Was it the sheer audacity of influencers posting #ad for teeth whitening products? Go back to it. Reconnect with those sources of inspiration. If you're feeling truly blocked, try something completely new. Go to a modern art gallery, eavesdrop shamelessly on conversations in a pub, binge-watch a trashy reality show. Whatever gets your creative juices flowing. Think of it like a dating app for your brain – swipe right on anything that sparks joy (and maybe a little healthy outrage).

4. Join a Writers' Group (But Vet Them First, Darling):

Surround yourself with other writers. Misery loves company, yes, but so does motivation. Find a supportive group of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of writer's block (and the crippling fear of sharing your work). Just make sure they're not all competitive literary snobs. You want encouragement, not a critique that leaves you feeling like you’ve been dressed down by Anna Wintour. Before joining, suss out the vibe. Are they more "constructive criticism" or "catty commentary"? Choose wisely, darling. Your ego will thank you.

5. Treat Yourself Like the Writer You Are (Even If You Don't Feel Like It):

Invest in your craft. Buy that beautiful notebook you've been eyeing. Get that fancy pen that makes every word feel like it's dripping in gold. Create a writing space that inspires you. Light a candle, put on some music, and make it a sanctuary. Remember, you're not just writing, you're curating an experience. And darling, you deserve the best. Think of it like this: you wouldn’t write a dissertation on a park bench in your pyjamas, would you? (Okay, maybe you would. But you shouldn't.)

6. Read, Read, Read! (But Make it Fun, Not Homework):

Immerse yourself in the world of words. But don't feel obligated to read "serious" literature. Read what you enjoy. Read trashy romance novels, read celebrity memoirs, read graphic novels. Just read. It's like refueling your creative tank. Plus, you might even accidentally learn something. You never know.

7. And Finally, Darling, Be Patient With Yourself:

Getting back into writing is a process. There will be good days and bad days. There will be days when the words flow like champagne and days when you feel like you're wrestling with a particularly stubborn octopus. Just keep showing up. Keep writing. And most importantly, remember why you started writing in the first place. Embrace the joy of creating, the thrill of telling stories, and the sheer pleasure of putting words on a page. You've got this, darling. Now go forth and write something fabulous.

And if all else fails, call me. We'll have a bottle of rosé, bitch about writer's block, and brainstorm ideas until the sun comes up. After all, what are gay godmothers for? Chin chin!